No, this page is not another one of our wacky practical jokes.

Very soon we'll be launching our very own social network where you will be able to:

• Be a part of the L.A. Bizarro Ghetto, er, Community.
• Write your own reviews.
• Share your bizarro experiences.
• Meet other bizarroids and bizarrettes and sleep with them (or just stalk them).
• Fondle your inner child.

It's just like Facebook and Yelp hooked up on MySpace.  And had a love-child.  And abandoned it at a freakshow.

Register now to get your own username (and a chance to win an autographed copy of L.A.Bizarro*) and you'll also get our fabulous newsletter absolutely free!

Note: For those of you who have already registered, thanks! For the rest of you, go ahead and get your username and password now and we'll shoot everyone an email when we're up and running.

In the meantime, feel free to post to our Facebook fan page at www.facebook.com/labizarro.

* winner to be chosen at random and to be announced next month.