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	<title>L.A. Bizarro</title>
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		<title>Porn Star Hunter Bryce Goes To Big Bukkake in the Sky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Porn Valley is Crying. Or Maybe It&#8217;s Just a Light  Drizzle. Hunter Bryce.  If the name sounds familiar, perhaps you may have appreciated the erotic  intensity the performer brought to over seventy adult movies with titles like&#8230;hold on&#8230;um&#8230;.well, do the titles really matter?  When it comes to getting cheap blog-laughs , spouting porn titles is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/04/18/porn-star-hunter-bryce-goes-to-big-bukkake-in-the-sky/</link>
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		<title>Everyone Loves a Happy Ending: Massage Parlors Erupt in Eagle Rock</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It happened in the tiny parking lot behind the Famous Amos cookie store that once resided next to Hollywood High. Returning to our car after having illegally purchased liquor at the store across from the cookie vendor (it was evening and Amos had closed up shop for the night), we were accosted by three young [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/04/03/massage_parlors_spurt_in_eagle_rock/</link>
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		<title>Big Screen Bizarro?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unless something goes horribly wrong (and when doesn&#8217;t it in Hollywood?), cameras are set to roll this July on the big screen adaptation of L.A. Bizarro&#8211;or at least the harrowing adventures the book&#8217;s authors endured in writing the new edition. &#8220;It kind of just came out of the blue,&#8221; said co-author Tony &#8220;Anthony&#8221; Lovett. &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/04/01/big-screen-bizarro/</link>
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		<title>Apocalypse Then</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the wake of Japan&#8217;s nuclear tsunami, it has become vogue once more to fret about the ominous implications of nuclear energy. Indeed, had the tumbler that shifted the earth just off Honshu, Japan on March 11th been merely a mere rather than chart-topping 9.0 earthquake that washed away entire towns and changed the country&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/03/31/apocalypse-then/</link>
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		<title>Taking the Low Road to Slab City</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s a spot that’s got “weird” in spades: nestled at the foot of the Chocolate Mountains Gunnery Range (which are not, in fact, made of chocolate, we checked), just east of The Sonny Bono National Wildlife Refuge, less than ten miles from both the skanky shores of the Salton Sea and the sumptuous cells of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/03/15/taking-the-low-road-to-slab-city-2/</link>
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		<title>Separated at Birth?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Are we crazy, or is Josie Cotton morphing into a raven-haired Angelyne? We dug her early 80s hits &#8220;Johnny Are You Queer&#8221; and &#8220;He Could Be The One,&#8221; and her bodacious glamor-girl style beat the shit out of the grunge gals who soon followed, but watching her latest video &#8220;See The New Hong Kong&#8221; makes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/02/20/josie-cotton-see-the-new-hong-kong/</link>
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		<title>Gabor on the Floor: Zsa Zsa Does the Ultimate Spit Take</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Zsa Zsa Gabor, sole survivor of the famed triplets and perhaps the most glamorous Hungarian nonagenerian in all of Hollywood, has not been having a good year.]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/02/04/gabor-anhalt-blood-zsa/</link>
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		<title>Death Valley? Not So Much Evidently</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Armargosa Opera House in Death Valley was one of the oh-so-many L.A. Bizarro destinations that never made it to the print edition of our book, but not because it’s isn’t worthy—and not because it lies hours outside of Los Angeles County either. As anyone who’s read L.A. Bizarro knows, our “Los Angeles” is just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2011/02/03/amargosa-opera-house/</link>
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		<title>Keeping The Christ Out Of Christmas; An Homage To Santa’s Village/Our Christmas Card To You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Although it’s been well over a decade since the last sugar-crazed child was seen yanking cheap candy from the pink hoop skirt of the Lollypop Lady, we can still wax nostalgic about our favorite pagan amusement park. While candy canes, Christmas carols, and jingling sleigh bells in June would seem just plain wrong anyplace else, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/12/22/santas-village-skyforest/</link>
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		<title>Give The Gift Of Chicken!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t miss your one and only opportunity to nab the city&#8217;s best stocking-stuffers and sundry arcane Chicken Boy tschockes at Future Studio&#8217;s Second Saturday in Highland Park! Future Studio, of course, is home to The Statue of Liberty of Los Angeles—Chicken Boy—and the Chicken Boy Souvenir Stand (as featured in the new edition of L.A. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/12/08/chicken-boy-at-future-studio/</link>
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		<title>“Disneyland Dream” Auteur dies at 91</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By day, he was the director of professional development for the Connecticut Education Association, a state teacher’s union.  By night, he was the director of over 100 home movie travelogues—“documentaries”—chronicling the goings-on of mid-century America, lovingly pimping his family for his part-time passion of home movie making. He’s Robbins Barstow (yes, that was someone’s real [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/11/18/%e2%80%9cdisneyland-dream%e2%80%9d-auteur-dies-at-91/</link>
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		<title>Crystal Cathedral Fall Down, Go Boom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Schuller family has announced they will take a voluntary 50% pay cut for two months. Two whole months!  That's longer than it took God to make the Earth!]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/10/20/crystal-cathedral-garden-grove/</link>
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		<title>C’mon, Get Happy: The Safari Inn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The super bitchin’ neon sign of the Safari Inn (1911 West Olive Avenue, Burbank) was one of the many noteworthy drive-by gems around greater Southern California that we didn’t have room for in the new edition of L.A. Bizarro. And it’s just as well, because since the book went to press we made a startling [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/09/05/weird-hollywood-the-partridge-family-safari-inn/</link>
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		<title>Von Anhalt For Governor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First, as a point of reference, we need to establish a little-known fact: Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive. A lot of people might not realize that. Zsa Zsa is one of those celebrities whose obituary will undoubtedly be met with more comments like “I thought she died a long time ago…” rather than nostalgic [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/09/04/weird-hollywood-zsa-zsa-gabor/</link>
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		<title>The Integratron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Getting Our Knut at the Integratron For the record, we hate the desert. Fucking hate it. It’s too hot, too sunny, too dry, and the people who live there either tend to be really strange or to suffer from chronic asthma. We’ve never understood why someone would choose to camp in Joshua Tree or spend [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://labizarro.com/2010/09/02/wierd-los-angeles-travel-the-integratron/</link>
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