Sausage: Don't Leave Home Without It

If you travel as much as we do, you'll want to be sure to take this cool sausage suitcase as your carry-on bag. It makes snacking a breeze, especially on those long overseas flights. We also like to pack some kind of flammable material--steel wool and a 9-volt battery make a great instant fire--to heat up the bacon-y items. Just go in the lavatory and cook away--the flight staff won't mind as long as you share with them!